Today in useless news.. (1st Edition)


Marge Simpson to pose.. err.. be drawn naked in Playboy

Who is this marketed to exactly? Is there an underground community of people jonesin’ to see this blue-haired cartoon mom in the buff that I was unaware of? Show yourselves, you deviants!

Is J.J. making the Star Trek sequel in 3D?
3D is cool and all, but am I the only one that thinks it’s getting out of control? It used to be awesome when a film was done in 3D..  Heck, I saw Spy Kids simply for the fact that it was in 3D. Now it’s become the status quo for animated children’s movies. It takes the novelty out of it. I don’t see a need for action movies to be done in 3D as well. I hate to think that 3D will start being used more and more as a marketing ploy to cover up crappy movies. (Not saying the Star Trek sequel will be. I trust J.J. Abrams.)

Modern Family, Cougartown and The Middle get the thumbs up
I haven’t seen any of these yet.. Honestly, I haven’t even heard anything about Modern Family or The Middle, but the word of mouth on Cougartown is good. I guess it doesn’t really matter anyway. If one of these shows is particularly brilliant, ABC will make sure they stick it in a fatal time slot and watch it slowly die. They like doing that over there. Thank God, LOST signed a contract long ago.

John Mayer’s new single “Who Says” hits iTunes on 10/13
..and I don’t really think it’s very good. Sorry, John! (You’re welcome, Brandon.) I consider myself to be a pretty big John Mayer fan, but this new single just isn’t doing it for me. Maybe it’ll grow on me, maybe not.. Waiting on the World to Change never did. I’m sure I’ll have the opportunity to  find out after all the AC stations start playing it twice an hour.

Rider Strong is actually hotter than ever.. Oh, and something about Cabin Fever 2
My love for Shawn Patrick Hunter will never end.

Katy Perry and I are gonna fight
Taking Russell off the market – that’s so gay.
On the other hand, there are now only two degrees of seperation between Russell and I. You see, I use to work at a Christian radio station that played Katy Hudson’s (A.K.A. Katy Perry) single “Trust in Me” and she came in the studio to interview once. I wasn’t there at the time, but my buddy Brandon did the interview. Me to Brandon to Katy to Russell – 2 degrees. That means we’re practically married.. or something.

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