I’ve got 99 problems..

In the spirit of how irritating life has been in the last week or so, I’ve decided to give you a list of random things that truly annoy me:

  • Losing my keys/phone when I know I just had them/it 30 seconds ago.
  • Hot feet.
  • Manipulative women.. and men.
  • Talking during movies/TV shows.
  • Dane Cook.
  • Sore necks.
  • “Fans” who leave sporting events early.
  • Going to the post office.
  • Everything about Twilight.
  • Math.
  • Getting my oil changed.
  • Dry skin.
  • Deadbeat parents.
  • Taking out the trash.
  • The sound the call button makes at the bank.
  • Not refilling the ice cube trays.
  • Liars.
  • Getting gasoline.
  • Know-it-alls.
  • Shaving.
  • Cougars/MILFs.
  • Drama.
  • American Idol.
  • People who drive below the speed limit in the left lane.
  • Hanging up/folding clothes.
  • Foul odors.
  • Getting ready.
  • My phone battery dying.
  • Dogs eating my belongings.
  • Loud people.
  • Losing the garage door opener.
  • Country music.
  • Fat.
  • Youtube videos made by amateurs who think they’re funny.
  • Philadelphia Eagles fans (with one exception).
  • Taking my clothes out of the washer and not putting them in the dryer.
  • Static.
  • People eating with their mouths open.
  • “Christians”
  • Movies with huge box office numbers that suck.
  • Grocery shopping.
  • Waking up early.
  • Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Good Job!
  • People who don’t use “their,” “there” and “they’re” properly.
  • Edmond traffic in general.
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6 thoughts on “I’ve got 99 problems..

  1. Temperature-wise hot feet. I don’t know that I’ve ever found feet to be sexy, but I’ve been told mine are. I even had a guy ask if he could paint my toenails once. It was weird.

  2. I’m a Eagles fan. 😦

    And I like MILF’s and only the beginning of American Idol but everything I agree with.

    And thank you for having my blog as one of your favorites.

    1. Maybe you’re my one Eagles exception.. :)And all dudes seem to like MILFs at the moment. They’re cutting into the options for us non-Milfs.

      And you’re quite welcome! Thanks for adding me, as well.

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